Thursday, February 18, 2010

Living like Lance...



I could get used to this pro training lifestyle. I'm starting to understand what it must feel like to be Lance Armstrong, except without the private jet, multiple homes and bags of money.

For example, this morning I slept in, then had some coffee and breakfast, checked email, did a little work and then went to the track to do some running speed work.

It was another beautifully sunny day and there was just me and two other guys using the track. I think one of the other guys was a triathlete. He was 30 something, doing some pretty fast 400 meter intervals without a shirt on and no body fat whatsoever.

I'm always worried when I do running speed work, it's the number one cause of my injuries. There's something about running full out that makes you susceptible to injury and today was no exception. I actually pulled my right hamstring, slightly. It was enough that I could only finish 75% of the intervals. Rather than pushing it, I completed the remaining distance at a very easy pace.

After the track, I went to my "home" gym at the Renaissance Hotel. This time the door was locked and I needed a room key to get in. No problem. As a bunch of convention goers were walking by I bullshitted them and asked if any of them had a room key that I could use to open the door because I didn't want to go up to my room to get mine. A couple of them pulled out their keys and "Voila", the gym was all mine again.

As I was leaving the gym, I thought it would be a good idea to get a massage. I intuitively felt I needed one. I found a place online and booked a deep tissue massage. When I got there, the masseuse was a women about 50 years old and I was wondering if she had what it takes to go deep.

Once she shook my hand, I knew she had what it takes. I've never ever had anyone give me such a strong crushing handshake. I'm sure she could crack walnuts with her bare hands. It ended up being one of the best massages I can ever remember having. She pummeled me. Deep tissue, isometric stretches, and active release.

Early in, it became apparent that my lower body was TIGHT, especially my ITB's. As she worked her magic, I was in pain, having to take deep breaths to relax for most of the massage. She was also working so hard I could hear her huffing and puffing. I think she went anaerobic. By the time she was done I felt great and it was definitely worth spending the money on. I even gave her a tip, which I rarely do.

I only had one mishap, at one point, she was jiggling my thighs so much, the blanket covering my little buddy shook off for a split second. I think she may have got a bit of a peep show. It was a little awkward for a few moments after that. Another training first.

I told her that this was one of the best massages I've ever gotten. She made an interesting comment, she said "that's because she has the confidence to push it". I took that as many others are too timid and agreed.

Tonight is my last night at my Aunt and Uncles. I'm off tomorrow morning to Los Angeles. Nina Jack @ncjack and husband Dana Rucker have invited me to stay with them at their home in Culver City tomorrow night. It's a little weird because I've never met them in person and only know them through twitter.

When I told Alice that I was invited to stay at their place, she gave me that "are you serious, you don't even know them" look. When I told her I'm going to do it, I think she thought I was crazy. I told her, Johan Stemmet and his family stayed there and they were unharmed.

I got the same reaction from the lady who sat beside me on the plane and from my uncle when I told them I was going to stay at the house of someone I met on twitter. To their defense, I played it up a little, even though I'm not worried. I timidly said "I'm sure I'll be fine, their tweets seem nice, it's no big deal, really, I'm sure their nice". We have a sarcastic saying at work "what could possibly go wrong?".

Alice knows I like to go outside my comfort zone. Heck, when I had my Clearwater party, half the people who attended were twitter or blog buddies and none turned out to be serial killers. Although, John Barclay, who's a cop, did bring his gun just in case.

I'll tell you why I accepted the invitation. First and foremost, they are triathletes. When I started in this sport 25 years ago, I was on the board of Triathlon Canada and we had no budget. I'd travel to Vancouver or Toronto and stay with triathletes who I'd never met and who generously welcomed me into their homes. It was fun and I have fond memories. Triathletes, as a rule, are awesome people.

Also, especially as we get older, it's easy to get set in our ways. It's easier to take the safe route, like getting a hotel room, where you can sit in your underwear, with a remote in your hand, watch what you want, not letting anyone into your personal space as you burp and fart and your room is a mess with your stuff all over the place. When you stay with someone you don't know, it's an adventure. You don't know what to expect and it can be uncomfortable. You have be respectful and on your best behaviour. Unless of course, you're my brother Bob.

It's little things that take you out of your element. A simple thing like going to the bathroom in the middle of the night; Do you hold it till the morning? Do you walk to the bathroom in your underwear like you do at home and risk being spotted? Do you turn the bathroom lights on or do it in the dark? Do you flush the toilet and risk waking people up? Do you stand up or sit down to pee? I don't even want to get into what's the proper "shower etiquette". There's a whole bunch of "out of your element" and "out of your comfort zone" stuff you need to deal with.

The worst part, is I assume they don't know what to expect from me based on my blog posts. I think it probably took more courage on their part to invite me, than me accepting. Haha.

Speed Run - 49:37 / 10.53 km / 4:43 avg pace / Avg hr 153 / fastest 800: 5:42 pmile/3:32 pkm
Weights Chisel - 30:00 minutes
Deep Tissue Massage - 1 hour


8 comments:

XTB-XAVI said...

Hey Brybrarobry!

China is approaching....how do you feel? I will push for you!!!

Good massage...this afternoon I go to the physio to recover my killing ITBS...I am scared I will not be ready fro HIM Singapore...anyway, at least I will try until last week!

Good luck and keep up the good training!

If you want to stop over for 2 or 3 days in Hong Kong...you are more than welcome! and of course you can stay at my home...but I have two young and messy kids of 3 and 5 years old!!hahaha

"XTB" Xavi.

Matty O said...

Haha, my "home" gym. We are going on a trip in March and I plan on adopting this gym crashing technique. Its genius in my mind.

I need to start incorporating speed workouts in my training come spring. I commend you on staying with your twitter friend, that will be an awesome experience and I am sure you will make the best of it, from reading your blog the last few weeks, you have a great personality and a positive look at life. Keep up the good work!!!

Anonymous said...

Your masseuse sounds fabulous!

I had to laugh at your 'home gym', good scam if you have the nerve to do it. :)

Johan Stemmet said...

B
Never a dull blog post, I laughed so much while reading it. Can just imagine the massage with this old lady showing you a thing or two. And being locked out of your "own" gym, HAHA

You can relaxed, Dana and Nina are the most loving people I've met. The only warning I have is you will gain weight if you eat everything they offer and you gonna miss all the beer and wine on offer.

Enjoy your visit and sleep over.

DRog said...

Never a dull post is right...."I think she went anarobic" HAHAHAHA totally LOL hahahaha! thanks for the Garmin tip...keep up the good work. - DR

Bryan said...

X, thanks, hopefully your ITB gets better soon. Thanks for the offer. If I was going through HK I may have taken you up on it. I'm a good babysitter. haha.

M, good luck with the gym, I"m looking to reading about it on your blog.

JM, thanks it was great.

J, haha, glad you liked it. I figured D & N were great from reading your post. Thanks for the reassurance.

D, Glad you like it. haha.

Jason Andrew Mellet said...

that was a good laugh, you should never use masseuse and going deep in the same sentence.

Bryan said...

I thought that when I wrote it. You were the only one that picked up on that. haha.