Thursday, May 20, 2010

Dominators, Hoarders and Losers...

There's nothing like a good night sleep to heal all. I was so tired last night and viola, one good nights sleep, and I felt like a new man. I even kind of felt like swimming today.

My number one attitude and burn-out test is swimming. If I don't look forward to swimming, all is well. If I dread wanting to swim, I'm burnt out. Other than Reid, I don't know anyone that likes swimming. I'm not even convinced Michael Phelps truly enjoys swimming.

Today was only my second swim since IMSG. I needed to get back in the pool, my speed depends on it. I was good for the first 100 meters of my drills and then I would slow down, considerably. Hopefully, it won't take more than a couple of weeks to get my speed back.

After swimming, I did weights. The people that train at the YMCA tend to be fairly regular people. Today, there was a foreigner among us and he stuck out like a sore thumb. The guy looked like a heavyweight UFC fighter or convicted felon. He was muscular, wore a wife beater shirt and roamed the floor with a scowl and stubble on his face.

He was one of those people that EXUDES negative energy. This guy had no respect for anyone else in the gym. He was doing leg curls and put his towel over the back of the chair. He would do a set and then walk away and not return for 10 minutes.

In that time, the towel was on the back of the chair and no one dared use it. This went on for close to 40 minutes. In that time, he probably only did 5 sets, but tied the machine up for the entire time.

I was getting close to finishing all my exercises and still had to do leg curls. I was getting to the point where I was just going to move his towel and start doing a set. I knew if I did it, all hell could possibly break loose. Which wasn't going to stop me.

In a way, I wanted to see what would happen. Could I diffuse it or would it get ugly. I resisted to do it until I finished all my other exercises. If I finished them and the leg machine was still tied up, I was committed to confront the guy.

Just as I was finishing my other exercises, he came back to the leg curl machine and a 30 something year old guy, nicely asked him how many sets he had left. "Mr. Muscle head" freaked. Total "roid rage" and barked out "how should I know?"

He was completely disgusted with being asked the question. He looked like he was going to explode. Then shortly afterwards, he hastily moved his towel and left to another part of the gym. The 30 something had a "whoa, what was that all about, what a psycho" look on his face.

I started thinking "Mr. Leg Curl" is dangerous and very unbalanced. He seemed like a guy you wouldn't want to look at sideways, especially at a bar. I could only imagine his personal relationships, I'm sure they'd be ugly. He looked like he could easily be a wife beater, or at least had the experience to teach a "wife beating" class.

Aside from this guy, the only other problem I've had at the YMCA is with the "ball hoarders". These are women that take one of the big exercise balls and won't let it go. I've seen them use other machines and keep the balls by their sides so no one else can use them. It's like they think it's THEIR ball.

I could only imagine the "ball hoarder" getting married to the "leg curl machine dominator". The best gift to get them for their wedding would be a self labelling gun so they could mark their personal items. Frankly, I couldn't even see them sharing air. It would be ugly.

Around dinner time I got a call from an old industry buddy, Dave Kew. Dave heard I sold the business and called to touch base. He then told me not to let this go to my head, but "I motivated him to lose weight". He saw my blog and the before and after pictures. Dave lost close to 50 lbs. He went from 268 lbs to 217 lbs and feels great. Another PFG convert.

We reminisced about old times. He now lives in Florida and I said the next time he comes to Toronto he has to come to my place. The last time he was here was when it was being built and only the floor was done. He reminded me of that and I said, "I think I have a picture of you from that night and I'm going to post it along with your weight loss story".

The one thing I told him was that I too was motivated by a friend. I remember seeing skinny pictures of my fat buddy Doug Martin. The minute I saw those photo's I knew it was possible and was motivated. Dave experienced the same thing seeing my pictures.

After I lost the weight, I told Doug he was my inspiration. He had no idea, just like I had no idea I was Dave's inspiration. It's amazing how something so subtle motivates someone. I could have yelled at Dave for 30 days straight to lose weight and it wouldn't have worked, yet one look at a picture did it.

He probably thought, "if that A-hole can lose weight, why can't I?!" I know that's exactly what I thought when I saw Doug's skinny guy picture. It reminds me of the wise old saying, "when a friend succeeds, a little part of me dies".

Important note, I've decided to call my 2010 summer bash "PAYNE-ABLULSA", It's by special invitation and only for the first 50 people who donate to my blog. I only have 43 spots left after Brent Kendall from "Bean Town" bought me a beer today.

I also put a list of my "top 10 contributors" on the sidebar. (Am I taking this too far yet?). This weekend is a long weekend, I hope I have enough beers to drink (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Long Swim - 1:03:21 / 3000 meters
Weights - 45 minutes
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6 comments:

Doru said...

Man, you can make the simplest things sound so funny. I’ve met Mr. Leg Curl and Ms. Ball Hoarder at my gym but I never seen them through your eyes. I just kept laughing as I read our post.

Matty O said...

I kind of wish you confronted Mr. Leg Curl, because your wit would have been hilarious haha.

Oh well, you have all sorts of people in gyms, thankfully I think the resolutioners are officially GONE from our gym. Now if we can only get rid of the women that WILL NOT SHARE THE SWIM LANES!!! Even when you jump in their lanes (as a subtle hint) the will not lose that damn center line they love so much!

PS, the noises Reid was making in that video sounded like 2 camels going at it.

Bob said...

Enjoy the beer. Later, Bob.

skierz said...

HOLY! now we have to start paying for Bryan entertainment! Crazy thing is, I am going to! There better not be a bucket for donations at the party! I like the Y as it tends to keep those goons away! Hopefully his presence is short lived!

Anonymous said...

With a description like that you make me happy that I've got a home gym and squat rack. I don't have to wait for those bozos or bozettes ;)

Ok, ok...have a beer!

Bryan said...

D, thanks, glad you like it. I wish they'd leave my gym and go back to where they belong, yours. haha.

M, yeah, I was close to confronting him, I was just worried about him, he may have popped a vein in his neck and bleed to death once I started on him. In terms of the women not moving, if you just use your UFC skills, just once, you'll find your reputation will proceed you and they'll end up giving you the whole lane. My only concern, is how do you know what two camels going at it sounds like, are you part of Al-Qaeda. haha.

B, thanks for the beer bro. Had it last night, tasted real good. Toasted you for it.

JF, I think your credit card didn't go through, I didn't get anything yet. hahahaha. Don't worry, there will be bucket at my party, but not for money. haha.

JM, thanks for the beer, had it last night, tasted great. You are one self contained girl. Your husband must have trouble buying for you, "what do you get the girl that has everyting, including a SQUAT rack?" haha.

B