I woke up with a sore back this morning. It wasn't from training, it was from 9-hours of sleep and lying on my back too long.
After a breakfast at Denny's, we stopped at Safeway and Wal-Mart to pick up some water, pop, fruit and vegetables. Wal-Mart had this really cool display with cases of Pop that spelt "Ironman".
Post Wal-Mart we drove around looking for a waterproof case for the flip video camera and had no luck. Reid wanted to get some underwater shots of the fish.
We asked a couple people if there was a "Best Buy" around and no one knew what a "Best Buy" was. With no luck finding an underwater case, we went back to the hotel and I did my last major training sessions before "Race Day".
I started with an open water swim at the pier. At 6-9 am in the morning, there are hundreds of people swimming. At 11 am, there was only about 10 of us. The late morning advantage is "we didn't have to worry about swimming into oncoming traffic".
Today was the most windy day since we arrived and as I swam farther out into the sea, the waves got bigger. I was bobbing up and down and at times it was tough to sight the next buoy. The waves also "pull" you in a direction and it's easy to be "drawn" off course. I can see the swim portion of this race being challenging and potentially causing slower than normal swim times.
When I got to the turnaround buoy, I stopped and had a brief chat with a guy from Australia and another from the United States. They commented how beautiful it is to swim in the ocean and look at the fish. The water temperature is also perfect, it was comparable to the pool at the YMCA.
After I finished, I stopped briefly at the Ironman expo to pick up a cycling jersey WITH sleeves, to protect my sunburn. I'm glad I didn't bring one of my cycling jerseys, the one I bought is really nice. I had a picture of me wearing it post-ride, but deleted it by mistake.
I had another solid bike ride. The winds were stronger than yesterday, luckily they weren't dangerous and I didn't get blown around. Going out, I had the crosswind at my back and got to the turnaround averaging 35.9 kph and returned with a 32 kph average.
If I wasn't in a race and didn't have to worry about my time, I enjoy cycling in the wind. It's challenging and with the hard pedalling and slow speed it gives me a similar sensation to running and time seems to go by quicker.
When I got back, I went for my 30 minute run and I expanded it to 55 minutes. My buttocks / hamstring was feeling much better than the last few runs and I decided to give it a bit more of a workout. It may not be what the "coach" wanted me to do, but I intuitively felt I needed it.
In 1988, I saw "very few" people training in the day's leading up to the race. At that time, if I saw someone training, my immediate reaction was to say to myself, "they're stupid". The standard thought process at the time was to taper by doing NO training for at least 5 days before the race.
In fact, with no word of a lie, I remember seeing "Mark Allen" out doing a pre-race training run in the days leading up the the race. He was one of the few.
Today, that theory is no longer in effect. The streets were full of people running and everyone is so damn "fast". I was running at a 5:00 per km pace and a couple of people just blew by me. I'm actually getting "sick" of all the "Men's Health" cover models running shirtless. It's getting old and I'm so damn "jealous" and don't appreciate it rubbed in my face.
With that said, if I had a body like them, I'd run shirtless all the time. I'd even consider going to work shirtless, at least two days a week.
In Wal-Mart, I saw a couple of guys walking around in "short shorts" with a shirt on. I assumed they were "Europeans" or "very vain Europeans" or "village people wanna-bees".
I can't tell you how many times I'd pass by one of these "athletic freaks of nature" and have to remind myself that I deserve to be here as much as they do. I too qualified. If I came here on the lottery, I'd definitely enjoy the experience and I'd feel a much higher level of "shock and awe".
Alice keeps telling me, "I'm sure they don't have much of a life outside of Ironman training" and she's probably right. I've often said, if they had a Ironman that required everyone to drink heavily the night before and race "hungover", I'd probably win. Craig Alexander would be "my bitch".
I was really happy with today's heat training and acclimatization. My body feels like it's adjusting quickly and it showed with a decent run time in the heat and maintaining a low heart rate.
Overall, providing I don't do something stupid with my diet, I'm feeling as good as I think I could feel at this point in time. Mentally I'm looking forward to the race and physically I feel as strong as I ever have before any Ironman.
I'm so glad I showed up on Monday and was able to do about 7 hours of training in the heat over the past two days. I'm also glad we got a hotel in the "heart of the action" and the finish line is literally steps from our hotel lobby.
During today's run I went down All'i drive and after about 2.5 km's out of town it starts to get very quiet. It reminded me of condo's in Palm Springs, "where old people go to die". For my personality and especially with Reid and Alice around, it's not where I'd want to stay, unless I enjoyed "hearing them complain".
Kailua-Kona feels like "IRONMAN TOWN", everywhere you look, everything "breathes Ironman". One of the shop owners told us that many of the locals go to the other side of the Island during Ironman week. It doesn't feel like Ironman is "infringing" on the town, it feels like "Ironman" IS the town. Kind of like how "college kids" own Daytona Beach for Spring Break.
I only had one "slight" mishap during training. I was running opposite of traffic and a bike was heading my way. I stepped to the left, to hug the curb and the cyclist tried to go the inside. I thought, what an "idiot" and "what was he thinking?"
The only explanation I could come up with is that he was from one of those countries that drive on "the wrong side" of the road and his natural reaction was to go to the inside. Or, he was just an "idiot".
The new hotel room they moved us to is GREAT. It has much more room than the previous one, which Alice thought felt like a "prison cell". She was right and in such "closed quarters" it's easy to get "snappy" with each other. I'm still a little "snappy" but that's just "normal" pre-Ironman stress. From experience, I'll be "a new man" the minute I cross that finish line.
We went for dinner tonight at a place that has 36 draught beers on tap. I told the waiter, "Not now, but I'll be back on Sunday". Tonight was my carnivore night and I ordered a 16-ounce ribeye steak. The next two days will be lots of "carbs".
I also think I'm serious about this race, I brought all my vitamins and even whey protein and Hammer Recoverite drink. When I go to the washroom right now, I'm "peeing yellow sunshine".
Finally, I've been taking "lots" of video. Unfortunately, our Internet service at the hotel is very slow and there's no way for me to upload it and have it appear online before Christmas. I'll post a "video montage" when I get home.
It doesn't look like I'll be able to do the "underwear run" tomorrow, Mark Allen is hosting a breakfast for the MAO athletes. I may have to do the "underwear run" on my own.
Swim - 1:00:23 / 3000 meters
Bike - 1:41:17 / 54.01 km / 32 kph avg
Run - 55:17 / 10.75 km / 5:07 per km avg / 135 avg hr
16 comments:
Screw Mark Allen, you're doing the underwear run dude, that's the main event, Sunday is just the dessert.
Sorry Mark but be serious, if the Captoon doesn't do the underwear run then he's compromising his principles, he's going against the very nature of who he is.
And Bryan, old buddy, with all due respect, Mark Allen didn't coach you because he thought you were an aspiring young hopefully, come on, get real! The under wear run has you're name all over it for goodness sake!
Your audience will not be amused if you make the wrong choice here buddy.
Do we understand each other?
Bugger, now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
YOU PUSSY! WHHHHAAAAAAAA Mr. Mark Allen wants to take more of my hard earned money and pretend that I am a serious athlete that is only good because of him WHHHHHAAAAAAAAA I can't go to the underwear run that I have dreamed about doing and is screaming PAYNE TRAIN all over it WHAAAAAAAAA I am such a pussy because I flew all the way to Hawaii and told EVERYONE ON MY BLOG I was going to do the underwear run and now I want to go sit in a stuffy breakfast with a bunch of Mark Allen worshippers and have no fun in my life WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So Bryan (cough cough PUSSY cough) sounds like after ditching out on the underwear run you are ready for the Palm Springs upgrade PUSSY!
The only reason Mark Allen likes you is because you talk about his program on your blog and get other people to join and give him money, he is using you and now he is converting you to a mindless (not men's health cover looking) ironman athlete!!! Don't "go with the flow" and follow the tide you PUSSY!
OK, I think I made myself clear, hold on, a cough is coming on... cough PUSSY!
I did NOT see that bar you found when we were there. Dude, I expect you to pull a homer simpson and just hold your head under the tap after the race!!!!
So Mr. Payne PUSSY! what's it gonna be? Let down your hundreds of blog readers?! Or sit in a stuffy room with a bunch of stronger men than you and eat your little eggs and bacon??? Don't cave on your life mantra just for a stupid breakfast, I bet you have to pay for a ticket too, that cheap ass!
Moral of the story, Don't be a PUSSY, you PUSSY!
My word verification: "ensac" as in: GROW A SACK!
nice comment on the drinking the night before, i often think similar thoughts! in fact, one of my race rituals IS to drink the night before.
good luck saturday - kill it!
I am with Simon and Matty here: you should do the Underwear Run. Mark Allen should have scheduled the breakfast for a different day/time.
That picture with the pub that has 36 draught beers on tap it's remarkable. It would be cool if you went there the next day after the race and drank 36 beers, one of each type. That would be a record by itself.
36 beers...yum, so you will be having a huge tasting party after the race ;)
So what's with the underwear run? MA doesn't need you to hold his hand, and we want to see Reids funny underwear - or is that the real reason why?
new here, my trainer mentioned your blog to me. LOVE the transformation you have done...inspiring!!!!! Good luck with ALL your training, I will be rooting for you!
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That bar makes me want a bi black and tan right now! But I too have backed away from the drink until after race day on the 16th. Do the run. You a montage of, well, YOU ! So be you o.k.
Huntington Beach CA is watching you !
I meant big "black and tan"!
B
I'm gonna differ from the terrible twins (Simon & Matty) comments above.
Go to the MAO breakfast. Last year was the same, I had to make the choice of going to do the underwear run or breakfast.
My plan was to do the run but at the last minute I decided to go to the breakfast.
The information Mark and Luis share is priceless, you get a goody bag from them with lots of stuff in and the group photo with fellow MAO athletes.
Reading your post this week is so cool, it is as I am reliving the whole week.
I felt the same in so many ways you are experiencing it.
looking for an underwater case, now you appreciate my comment last year when I asked for Mars bars prior to race day and they want to sell me rat poison. Luckily you helped out with the Milky way bar.
Enjoy Pre race dinner or Pasta party, as we know it tonight.
Can wait to follow you and relive the whole experience with you
Enjoy, have fun, be safe and make us proud.
Ps: don't see you wearing your hat while posing at Digg me beach. haha
J
Terrible twins (Simon & Matty) Ha-ha. That's a good one! What's also terrible is that MAO decided to have their breakfast at the same time with the Underwear Run. Just a terrible, terrible choice!
you pay Mark Allen all year, you can go for breakfast some other time! Go to the damn run dude! Sounds like you are in a great place mentally and physically! Saty away from strange food and have a great lead up to the stage! Way to go!
Eat smart Bro!
totally LOL at C.Alexandar your bitch HAHAHA
great report, you are in solid frame of mind, cant wait to track your race
-D
Jeez I love Matty O - he's right on the numbers.
Clearly we have to ignore EVERYTHING Johan (Tristemmet) says from now on. He's from the darkside trying to entice you to the Sith Lord aka Mark Allan.
And for fooks sake, Mark you know the ropes old boy, you really have got a problem having your super serious breakfast every year at the same time as the underwear run. Come on dude, loosen up a bit. You need a bit more of the Captoon spirit in you - try having the breakfast after the run and anyone not in their underwear is not invited! I'm a genius, do you think Mark Allan will employ me?
S, your right, I can't miss the run. What was I thinking. I think I can get both the run and the breakfast in. I don't want to miss the breakfast either. And most importanting, I don't want to let my "blog readers" down. haha. The upside is at least I gave you a bad sleep last night. haha
M, hey, enough slamming of my highly revered coach "Mark Allen". He did nothing to deserve your "Pussy's" or "Whhhhaaaaa's". haha.
I'm DID deserve them and I'm glad you "bitch slapped me" with a "hard slap shot to the head". I needed that and hope to one day return the "karmitic favor". haha.
Oh, and I don't want to be on the cover of "men's health", I hear there starting one called "men's wealth" and I'm going to be on the cover, it's about "how to have your cake and drink your beer too". haha. It's a guaranteed formula not to be an Uber looking athletes.
The reason you did not see that bar is because "your a light weight". haha. If you were a pro like me, you don't need to "see" it, I can "smell" it from an Island away. haha.
Well, you were "wrong", I did both and I'm glad I did. Although, I do feel sorry for you, you used the word "pussy" so many times, I'm surprised you were able to write such a long comment with a hard-on. haha.
B, haha, my problem is I can't drink just one or stop at even three before a race. I'd drink until the 36 beers on draught are all emptied.
D, I agree, I'm doing the underwear run. In terms of the taps, I'm just going to have them open them all up at the same time and have them roll me under them from one end to the other. haha
JM, definitely I'll be there after the race, that's were th party is.
C, thanks.
T, haha, I hear you. Good luck with YOUR abstience.
J, what I LOVE about you is you "don't go with the flow". It would be so easy to agree with those two "Strong willed" monkeys.
Luckly I had a 30 minutes between the two and was able to do both. I'm glad I didn't have to make a choice. I would have been torn.
Haha, I was reliving Hawaii from you last year.
D, they ended up moving it to 8:30 am, I'm wondering if that was intentional for the Underwear run.
D, I love how you get those little jabs that are my favorites.
S, haha, I'm SURE Mark would hire you. He's a "very" generous guy and knows how hard it is for "people like you with mental disabilites" need a shot every once and a while. I'm sure he also has a "helmet" you could wear as you "file papers" around the office. He wouldn't want to see you hurt yourself and if you do a good job, he'll pay you in "pampers". haha
B
J, sorry I missed you on the first go around, I agree. Thanks for the props.
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