Friday, October 22, 2010

The real deal...

If you want a FREE photo book from Picaboo, you need to order it within the next three days.

Click the link on the side of my blog, enter your email and you'll receive a coupon code.

Picaboo is one of my customers and this is an incredible deal. As many of you know, I'm a big believer in photo books, I've created many of them and they are way better than prints and photo albums.

For us endurance athletes, they are a great way to put a book together of a "Year in Review". I do one every year.

Yesterday, I was out with the owner of Picaboo for beers and he told me if I put this banner on my blog that all my readers will be offered a FREE photobook, providing they are a new customer.

This is a real offer, "no strings attached", other than you pay shipping. The only downside is the books have to be ordered by 11:59 pm on Monday, October 25th. They also ship internationally. I'm building a "Kona" book right now and the software is very easy to use.

On the training front, I made a "firm decision" during todays run. After the NYC marathon on November 7th, I'm taking one-month off of all training. Period. My body is "toast" and is breaking down.

I remember hearing how many of the pros, like Craig Alexander, do the same. I also want to allow the callouses on the palms of my hands heal from holding on to my aerobars.

During today's run, for the first 8 kms my hamstring and lower buttocks was killing me. I was even wondering if it was my sciatic nerve. The longer I run, eventually the endorphins kick in and the pain dissipates.

Prior to today's run, I was thinking of doing the Niagara Falls Half Marathon on Sunday as a tempo training run. After this afternoons run, there's no way I'm doing it. I'm certain I'll injure myself. I also need to get my aerobic engine working well again.

I've noticed that my heart rate is much higher than normal. I did an easy run and still had to walk a few times. On yesterdays speed run it got as high as 178 bpm, it's been years since it's been that high. The high heart rate is a sign I need to get back to basics.

I choose the wrong time to go for a run. I went at the same time the kids get out of school. The sidewalks were filled with students and I had to continuously "bob and weave" around them. The worst part is some of the kids think "their tough" and when they walk towards you they don't move and you have to run onto the grass to get around them.

One kid was a "real dick" and I almost took him out with my shoulder. It was a "game of chicken" and at the last minute he moved and I clipped his nap sack. If my shoulder would have hit his, he would have thought he got hit by a truck.

I easily had to pass 75 kids over a 2 km stretch. One other kid just missed getting "nailed" as he had his head down and was texting and didn't see "The Payne Train" coming. I cut him some slack and moved out of the way not to hit him.

In Burlington, they have adult crossing guards. Most are retired and they monitor the intersections with there little hand-held stop signs. I think that is great for kids, but it's a bit embarrassing when they treat me like a kid and make me stop until the intersection is clear. I'm not 5 years old.

Most of the time I don't even pay attention to the guards, I just run through the intersections. Today one of "grey haired Grampa" guards started yelling at me for crossing on a "red hand", even though the lights were green.

I didn't hear him at first and took out one of my earphones and could hear him "bitching". I passed him and yelled back, "I don't follow rules" as he kept "barking" away. Finally I just said, "see ya Grampa". Next time, I'm going to tell him I'm a diplomat and have diplomatic immunity.

The one thing about running on a Friday is it's dangerous. It seems that everyone is tired and in a rush to get home. I can't tell you how many driveways and intersections I had to stop at because the driver wasn't looking and I won't pass in front of a vehicle unless I make eye contact with the driver.

It's getting cooler outside and I "hate" it. When I got home I told Alice we need to move to a warmer climate for the winter.

Today I got a completely unexpected phone call, it was from Johan Stemmet, all the way from South Africa. At first I saw the caller ID and thought it was a telemarketer out of India, it was a weird number. I answered it and was looking forward to giving this "Indian" a bad time.

When I found out it was Johan, I was pleasantly surprised. After following his blog for at least the last two years, it was cool to finally hear what his voice sounded like. He called to thank me for my donation to his Charity bike ride. What a class guy.

The long distance call probably ate up all the money I donated. Although I gave a decent amount, his request caught me at the perfect time. It's not that it came when I was feeling generous, it came when I was about 15 beers into the night. I'm always more generous when I'm "feeling no pain". If you also want to donate to his cause you can donate by clicking here. I'm sure he'll prefer if you do when drinking.

It's a good thing I haven't been training the volumes I was pre-Ironman. Creating my Kona journey video series has taken up all my spare time. Each video is at least 4 hours of work and I just finished the 6th and final video. Now I can use my spare time to catch up reading the blogs I follow.

Mod Run - 1:45:20 / 18.68 km / 5:38 avg km pace
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11 comments:

TRI714 said...

come to the west coast, I'll rent you a spacious condo in palm springs, cheap. Well west coast cheap anyway's.

Ironman By Thirty said...

Aw man. Your video got removed. Damn copyright. Whatever happened to fair use??

Sweet deal on the photobook. My wife and I have done multiple books through shutterfly. I'll have to give Picaboo a try.

I've never seen aero bar callouses - that is pretty bad ass.

"The Payne Train" had me laughing. The kids around here are the same way. Sometimes I just want to plow them over, but I always end up yielding to them.

DRog said...

B-
Great offer on the Picaboo - Im going to give it a try tomorrow morning! very kind

Your running sounds like you working a perfect plan to "peak" for NYC!!

-D

adena said...

Now I really wanna know what you put in that video that it got removed. WTF?

Ransick said...

simply awesome video. Looks like a blast.

Matty O said...

hahaha calussed hands from riding your bicycle??? Are you sure its not from grabbing onto Hans' hips when you went for your DEEP tissue massages for weeks on end prior to Kona?!

The only other thing I could think that you are used to doing (not me) is bending over and getting a little west coast loving, maybe you were bending over too much and got the calusses that way?

Bryan, I don't know how many times I have to tell you that your alternative lifestyle is just not good for your health. Now that you have scarring can you finally listen to me???

As for complaining about your training its alright, I have taken care of everything Bryan. The WHHHAAAAAMMMMMMMMBULANCE is right on their way!!! I called from San Francisco though so it may take awhile to get up there. They said they often tend to grown cry babies that complain about running a measely marathon. Sounds like they deal with your type quite often.

Take time off man. Don't be stupid and hurt yourself, your blog would be boring and I wouldn't be able to make fun of you anymore!

Great offer on the book. I will have H look into it. She is the creative one, I would look at it and be like uhhhhhh ok, now what. She will make a masterpiece (starring me of course).

Nice job Johan!!! Still can't watch your videos. Sounds like I have a long night of catching up ahead of me.

Anonymous said...

The coupon works. Looking fwd to my Free photo book. Thanks

Zoey said...

Awesome! Thanks for the coupon :) Got me a free book and S&H was less than $11. What a deal. I love it!

Oh ... and have a great marathon in NYC and enjoy the break after!

Simon said...

The dream continues - feellike I was there. And yes I agree with Matty-O you got the callous via some perverse homosexual act and indeed that must have been the content of the removed video - right?

Caratunk Girl said...

That must have been one hell of a video for them to remove it! ha ha

Great offer on the Picaboo - Im going to check it out after I am done catching up on blogs...so hopefully before midnight! ha ha

Are those calluses really from your bike?? ha ha

Bryan said...

T, I like the weather in Palm Springs but there's nothing to do, but train and isn't that were people go to die. haha. Although "I DO" apprechiate the offer.

IBT, No it didn't. I checked and they are all still there. Maybe there was just a slight hiccup or it's in your area only. Weird.

D, your welcome, go for it, the books are awesome.

A, it wasn't, I wish it was, that would be cool to brag about. haha

M, thanks

M, first off Happy Birthday. haha (are you sick of it yet - haha). Secondly, Hans is a girl, I don't know where you got "guy from", it was probably that you were just fantasing about a guy working your butt. hahaha.

Hey, I have more courage than most, I've worried through the scaring and got to the calacous. Kind of what you did with your "maturbating". hahahaha.

Thanks for giving up your Whaaaamublance and sending it to me for a day and your right, (for once), I'm going to "not care about going hard with my training".

Good luck with the book, it's a great way to show your photo's, I just did one.

C, cool, you'll love the book, unless you have pictures of Matty O in there. hahaha.

Z, awesome, yup, it's the real deal.

S, glad you liked the videos, can hardly wait to see yours from Kona next year. I'll rent Reid out to you to video them. Again, much to your "dismay" no video's were removed and as you know first hand, you don't get callous from homo activity. hahahaha.

M, for the umtenth time, it wasn't removed. hahahaha. Good luck on your book and no, the callous weren't from the bike, they were from lifting my beer glass to much. hahaha

B