Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Reid Goes Old School...



I did it!!! I finally got Reid to commit to doing a triathlon. It wasn't easy, it took months, but he wants a cell phone so bad he agreed to do one.

For the past month or two, all he's been asking for is a cell phone and I kept telling him I'd get him one if he did a triathlon. He'd then say, "It's not fair, you never made Alyssa do a triathlon in order to get her cell phone".

Then I'd get into the, "Your not Alyssa, you need to worry about yourself and not others".

I'd then say, "Robert wouldn't have a problem with the bet" and he'd say, "Fine then, I don't want a cell phone" and I'd say "Fine, cause you ain't getting one unless you do a triathlon".

At this point, Alice would usually jump in and say, "I'm sick of all these bets, why does everything have to be a bet?" I'd then reply with the king of all retorts and say, "because".

(Before I continue, I want to explain who "Robert" is, I don't think I've ever told the story of "Robert". Robert is the name I recently gave the miscarriage Alice had. I remember telling Reid that he wouldn't be born if Robert lived, that we were quitting at two and he was lucky Robert got flushed down the toilet. Alice then told me that the toilet had nothing to do with it, that she went to the hospital).

Today was a major turning point. Reid was talking about bike riding and I asked him if he wanted to try my Trek. He said "sure". When Reid says "sure" in a nonchalant way, I've come to learn it means, "F#cken A".

The only problem with my Trek is it doesn't have pedals. Then I realized, hey, what about my 1986 Centurion. It has the old style "rat trap pedals". I asked Reid if he wanted to try the Centurion and he said, "sure".

I pulled the bike out of the crawl space in the basement, pumped up the tires, lowered the seat and in no time Reid was riding. He was a little nervous at first and rode the sidewalk and wasn't sure about how to use the gears. It didn't take long and he was riding pretty good.

He was surprised how fast the bike went. I asked him if he wanted me to get my bike and go for a ride with him? He said, "sure". We started riding and got up to a high of 27 kph. I told him he was doing great, that "27 kph is how fast John Barclay does the Ironman". Reid seemed proud of himself.

We did a couple of kilometers around the house and when we got back he asked, "How far is 10 km?" I knew why he was asking, it's the biking distance of the kids triathlon I was trying to get him to do. I said, "do you want me to show you how far 5 km is?" He said "sure".

The ride ended up being 4.3 km and we averaged 20 kph. He kept asking me "if MY back was sore?". His was. When we got back in the house, he kept asking me questions about the kids triathlon. He was asking, "How long is the swim again? How long is the run? How much time would it take to finish the swim? Is the swim in a pool? How much time would it take to finish the run?"

I told him "It'll take you about an hour total". Then he started asking me questions like, "okay, if I do this, I get a cell phone right?" I could tell he was warming up to the idea of doing it. He was a little nervous about the open water swim and I said, "I'll go with you to do some open water swimming and I'll take you on some hills in the escarpment".

That's all it took, he finally agreed to do it and we shook hands and made "the cell phone bet". The race is the Barrie Triathlon on August 8th. It's a 350 meter swim, a 10 km bike and a 3 km run.

They also have an Adult sprint an hour after the kids start. I decided not to do it, I don't want to miss watching him "suffer and finish". Years ago, I raced when Alyssa did her one and only triathlon and I later regretted not being able to watch it from start to finish.

I'm glad Reid decided to do it. He's in the best shape of his life right now. He now running 40 minutes, 3 times a week. He's swimming 4 times a week. He's doing weights 3 days a week AND he's riding his bike for no reason on a regular basis. There's no better time for him to do a triathlon. He'll also be able to put it in his Renaissance Man knapsack.

On the training front, I had a great bike ride today. I felt very strong and no matter how hard I pushed, I couldn't get my heart rate over 140 bpm. There was some hills that I'm used to climbing at 19 kph and today I was climbing them at 30 kph effortlessly.

I resisted pushing too hard as I'm now in my taper phase and I didn't want to beat up my legs. I will say, "This was the best bike ride I've had since February in Palm Springs, it felt so damn good and enjoyable. I didn't ride in the small front chain ring once".

My diet is also going reasonably well. I do great until the evening and it seems I can't resist one indulgence. Yesterday it was movie popcorn. Tonight it was about 5 small chocolate ice cream cones. But other than that, I ate like a rabbit all day.

I definitely noticed that since I started eating small, controlled portions, my heart rate has dropped like a stone. Starting tomorrow morning I'm going to weigh myself daily until IMLP. I need the motivation of seeing that scale go down, or up.

Mod Bike - 2:24:08 / 79.02 km / 32.89 kph / 120 avg hr

10 comments:

Simon said...

What's with Alice - how come she doesn't understand? It's a guy thing I guess? (Except @ree_ti_ree who told me to STFU when I suggested a wager on the footie).

Anyway, I think it's brilliant that Reid is doing the tri whatever his motivation. Well done Dad.

Next question, "If I do IMLP next year will I get a mobile phone and $1,000 too?"

adena said...

That's awesome that Reid is doing a tri! Same distance as the try-a-tri I'm gdoing. Next it'll be ironman!! My coach and I are talking about half IM for me in 2012 but I won't be getting a cell, haha! Truth be told, I'd only do it so I can have the tattoo.

cdnhollywood said...

Now that he's got your Centurian, you won't have to get him a car. :) Yeah, just tell him I said so.

But what do I get when I do an IM? ;)

Matty O said...

Alright as usual no one points out the important thing here. You are luck you have me following your blog B.

Everyone notices that B lives in a nice neighborhood right?! Well this is all just a cover. Look in the first pic... there is a nice blue dumpster in their front yard. It must be a charity thing that they bring the dumpsters to each house B... That way you can go dumpster diving from your own home!!! HAHA, they want you to save on gas and the time involved in finding the right dumpster :) HAHA j/k

Right on Reid! Reid's real motivation should be to smash his old man into the ground and beat you in a race. Sucks for Reid the swim is so short, if he had a longer swim I bet he would put a hurting on his competition. I hope he sticks to it, his workout schedule is pretty strong and aggressive for a 13 year old. Shit, when I was 13 I was probably still playing video games all weekend and eating 2 or 3 pizzas while playing the video games.

B, your ride is ridiculous. Its amazing how strong you have gotten on the bike. I am hoping you have a download-free race at IMLP because I would love to see what you can finish in.

Regarding your track workout the other day... sub 6 minute miles are good... for an old man.

Rock on man, you are more than ready for IMLP.

skierz said...

Oh! oH! I hope Reid finds the sport to his liking, even after he has his phone! With the training genes he seems to have inherited, you could have a little competition on your hands!
By the sound of your 'taper' ride you are in awesome form! Way to go!

KovasP said...

Yeah a kids tri! See if Reid will skip the cell phone and get tri gear instead - then you know he's hooked!

DRog said...

Way to go Reid! the betting system in full force! haha

nice biking B!

-DR

Doru said...

Nice!!! Best of luck Reid!!!

valen said...

Good on Reid!

Bryan said...

S, I think he didn't want to wager because he thought "footie" was something he got that night he spent in jail. If you do IMLP next year, you get to drink as much beer as you like from the House of Payne Kegerator and when you wake up you'll wonder where your $1000 and cell phone went. haha. (I've got to pay Reid somehow). haha.

A, thanks, I'll pass that on to Reid, and congrats to you. I hope you do the Half IM. You can do it. It won't be long and you'll be doing the full.

C, haha, no car, yah right. I wish. If you do an IM, I'll fill you up with all the beer you can drink from my kegerator. And if you do IMLP next year, I'll do it with you and party afterwards. Actually, I'm not sure if that's a reward or not. haha

M, I KNOW I'm lucky to have you follow the blog, your smart ass comments make my day. Haha, you're right on about the dumpster, except we actually don't do the diving ourselves. We have our nannies, maids, butlers, cooks and gardners do it for us. hahahaha. You forgot to mention that when you were 13 you were also dry humping the furniture. haha. Thanks about the ride, it felt good.

J, thanks bro. I don't have to worry about Reid staying involved, if there's no financial carrot, he aint interested.

K, hahaha, I wish.

D, you're right.

D & V, I'll pass it on.

B